Satire · unaffiliated with any real person, repair shop, exchange or network operator
lap.top drive mounted
unclaimed hardware · permanently on-chain

Every file
becomes a coin.

The laptop nobody came back for is now a launchpad. Drop a name, a ticker and a story, and lap.top mints it in one transaction. Buys ride a bonding curve on Robinhood Chain; when the curve fills, liquidity moves to the DEX and the LP tokens are burned.

Tickets opened12,847
24h volume412 ETH
Released to DEX318
Service ticketSpecimen
Ticket no.
DE-0000-DEMO
Intake
walk-in, no appointment
Unit
13" notebook, liquid damage
Status
unclaimed, 90+ days
Drive
imaged · read only
Network
Robinhood Chain
Stack
Arbitrum Orbit L2
Gas token
ETH
Release at
$69,000 mcap

Open a ticket

Four fields, one transaction. Supply is fixed at intake and mint authority is revoked in the same signature.

Intake formstep 1 of 1

Name and ticker are required. Ticker must be 3–8 characters.

Intake fee 0.0005 ETH + L2 gas
Evidence tag
LT
Untitled file
TICKER · 1,000,000,000 supply

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Counter activityall tickets

    Recovered files

    File Market cap 24h Holders Age Last 6h Curve

    Demo figures. A file at 100% is released to the DEX and its LP tokens are burned.

    Chain of custody

    Four stages between the counter and the open market. The order never changes.

    01 / INTAKE

    Sign the ticket

    Name, ticker, description, supply. Mint authority is revoked in the same transaction, so supply is final.

    02 / IMAGING

    Trade the curve

    Buys push the price up, sells push it down. No order book, no pool to seed, no listing application.

    03 / RELEASE

    Clear $69,000

    When the curve fills, collected ETH and the remaining supply move into a DEX pool automatically.

    04 / SEALED

    Burn the LP

    Pool tokens are burned, so liquidity cannot be pulled. The signature is public on-chain.

    Fee schedule
    Intake0.0005 ETH
    Buy / sell1%
    Creator share0.1%
    Release to DEX0 ETH
    Listingfree
    Shop rules
    • No presale, no reserved allocation.
    • No team wallet, no vesting cliff.
    • No supply increase after intake.
    • Everyone starts on the same curve at the same second.
    • Liquidity is locked by burn at release.